How does one handle this most embarring situation?

My dear, what gentleman hasn't accidentally stumbled apon some meat and two veg under a skirt? I happen to know that the Earl was caught out at one of my Women's Institute jam-making afternoons. He seduced Veronica Fullsome- into a quick fondle under the pergola only to find her a bit of a "handful". I suggest you leave him a message asking him if he enjoyed my plum jelly. He should soon snap out of his ridiculous huff.